and he's hiring.
Don't be discouraged if you hear some of the big ticket positions are already taken. Chief of Staff, Secretary of State, those aren't positions you wanted to fill anyway. You're going to want something with security, something not so close to the spotlight so that if the blame game begins people aren't looking at you.
At the same time don't sell yourself short. Secretary of the Interior can be a very rewarding position for the young go-getter, and being Assistant to the President for Technology Policy would mean you could set admin privileges to allow Twitter and other important communication devices to better productivity.
Of course, there's always the brass ring: Secretary of Agriculture
Though technically appointed by the senate, this position is always vetted by the President. Why is it so valued? Because you have the safest job in the world.
Though you'll spend most of your time either convincing rural America they're "real" and making your way through the Scrubs boxset, you'll do so with 24 security, a bullet proof car, and the keys to the bunker.
You're 9th in the line of Presidential Succession, and your job is to breathe for 4-8 years.
There will be plenty of competition for the pinnacle of slacker jobs, but if you can
*Prove your love of farms and farming
*Appreciate subsidies
*Demonstrate a sufficient level of moxie
you've got a fighting chance.
Worst case scenario, you can always become the Director of the National Science Foundation. You'll have to put up with eggheads all day, but at least you'll meet Neil deGrasse Tyson. He seems decent.
Good luck, and happy hunting.
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