Take pictures of yourself and put them on Facebook. Not just a few, but hundreds. Thousands. What many people don't realize is that your physical appeal is solely based off how many photos have been tagged of you on the popular social networking site Facebook. Think about it. Would anyone bother to tag photos of themselves if they were ugly? Keep dreaming. Would anyone bother to take pictures with ugly people in them? No way!
Here's a hypothetical for you. You're on your favorite social networking website, Facebook.com, a place that helps you connect and share with people in your life. Your favorite peer to peer network Facebook.com; it's free and anyone can join. You're Facebook chatting with one of your friends, a feature unique to Facebook.com, and in the midst of this symposium you check out his profile. The memories provided to you by Facebook start flooding. You guys grew up together and lost touch somewhere around high school but still have a certain level of respect for each other. You felt up that girl with the flat acne-ridden chest at his house one night in July when his parents went to Tahoe for the weekend. It is only because of this friend that you made the transition from boy to man. All of a sudden you notice an attractive girl has written something funny on his wall. Right away you can tell you share the same sense of humor at her, and she looks stunning in her profile picture. You want to get to know her. You want to be friends with this girl. You click over to her profile and discover this girl only has 38 photos tagged of her. Thus, you incidentally discover the ugliest woman on Facebook.
The physical appeal you exhibit falls into the basic photo tag tier system, created by a scientist. It looks a little something like this.
50 or less photo tags - Stealing all the precious oxygen tier.
If you have less than 50 photos tagged of you they sell guns in more places than you'd think. Wal-Mart. Bass Pro Shop. Even tool stores. Do the rest of the world a favor and kill yourself, please!
50 through 100 photo tags - Stupid faggot in glasses tier.
Seriously. You probably masturbate about 9-10 times a week in your parents house. I only masturbate about eight times a week in my parent's house. If you spent a little more time getting tagged in photos and a little less time rubbing that dick of yours you could really be somebody.
101 through 1000 photo tags - Worth bothering to get to know you tier.
This level is the first level of being worthwhile. People enjoy conversing with anyone from this level despite of their own level because this level is neither imposing or too ugly for words. This level is also totally available and looking for random play, friendship, whatever they can get. Knowing this, it is within your best interest to return anyone from this tier's phone calls. Please.
1001 or more photo tags - Matt Damon.
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