Admission

I am not Will Arnett.


Despite what I've told my strangers, colleagues, and even my own live-in girlfriend, I am not actor / producer Will Arnett.

I didn't play Devon Banks on 30 Rock, I wasn't Lou Redwood in Semi-Pro, and I won't be lending my voice to Kit in the new Knight Rider.

The blue eyes aren't just contacts, and the recent goatee isn't simply a ploy to lead the media off the trail. I am not Will Arnett.

I am Will Arnett's twin brother.


I'm sorry to all the people I've lied to. I've been able to continue my extravagant lifestyle (the fifth home, the recent purchase of the Phoenix Mercury, the live-in girlfriend) only due to the kindness and generosity of my sibling.



I greatly admire his work and only wanted to be closer to my brother and what he does. I'm not sure he even knew I was telling people I was him. My hope is that being honest sooner than later will be better for everyone, and that this revelation will not affect your opinion of Will, myself, or my writing.

I dedicate this post and all posts on the site to my little bro, Will.