Horses: Nature's Secret

The above title of this post was recently rejected as a title for this community blog, a motion that has left thousands of Americans demanding answers. Just what are they (the two other people I made this blog with) trying to hide?



This is a recording of an actual conversation I had with Mat ...

MAT: Hey, I'm thinking about making a blog with you and Brian. I just need a good name for a title.
TYLER: Oh, I've got a pretty good one. One that challenges the so called 'truth' established by 'society'.
MAT: I don't know if I like where this is going.
TYLER: Horses: Nature's Secret.
MAT: I don't understand that at all. Why are horses nature's secret?
TYLER: Think about it. Horses eat hay. They have four legs. They're beautiful and nice to pet. They gallop and jump fences. OR SO WE'VE BEEN LEAD TO BELIEVE. Are these merely the parameters the liberal controlled media has established in order to hide the real facts about horses? Are there secrets about horses maybe they don't want us to know?
MAT: I don't think this is a good idea. We'd be -- tapping into something ... something very dangerous.
TYLER: Be the whistle blower, Mat. Be a revolutionary.
MAT: If they found out about what we're doing here, they'd --
TYLER: Wait a minute. You know something! What are the horses hiding, Mat? God dammit, what are horse secrets?!
MAT: I have to go.

It can certainly be assumed that when the general audience of America gets their hands on horse secrets, they'll have a hay day.